As you all know the mayans claim we have 364 days left untold all muthafuckin hell breaks loose. Just wondering what kind of plans everyone has before the big dance. I think I'm gonna screw as many chicks as I can without a rubber and take up a meth habit.

ima go back in time and fix the mayan calender so the world ends last year

Obviously the Mayans were fuckin idiots.

But, as a thought experiment, if there was 100% certainty that the end was here - I think the planet would fall into pure chaos. Humans would truly become animals, and only those with survival skills, supplies, and weapons would survive.

I think I'll go back in time and give one those fuckers an iPhone. 2012, my ass.

yo its just when the calender resets, its not really a predicted 'end'. they had a different way of keeping records than the west. its the end of a cycle and the beginning of a new one, and they never predicted an apocalypse. wasn't the world supposed to end a few times last year too? it's all bs. btw the mayans were smart as fuck, engineering and mathematical geniuses

From what I understand the mayan calendars are based on crop cycles. I'm sure the south Mexicans are laughing hysterically at the stupid fucks panicking.

it is just when their cycle ends,
but at the same time, they predict lots of shit to happen...

apparently bolon yukte is gonna come down to earth and madness will occur... god of both creation and destruction?

is it burning skies this time? i think thats what they say.


I am inclined to believe something will happen... they didn't have television so theyre a lot smarter than modern day humans. :p

No hard liquor anymore , collect canned food and water, learn survival skills, get a fuckload of AA batteries..... I'm going to be on the 404 like those guys playing violin as the titanic sinks.

The only weapons I have are a paintball gun and staplehammer.

I agree with IIIII, I think it's BS. well, maybe the hysteria will jumpstart a new world order.... or maybe Dorkus will spread some kind of meth-infused std and kill everybody lol

These are the same people that reject the bible yet they believe an ancient tribe that worship bats and jaguars and also sacrifice virgins. Its all to boost the economy like the way Y2K boost the sales of computers and software.

I suppose we can argue about the "relative" intelligence of the Mayans, and it may be true that they were ahead of their time in certain thinking. But we simply can't ignore the fact that they were largely ignorant about the world, and certainly the rest of the universe. Humans are inclined to answer questions, even if the answers turn out to be completely wrong. The earth is flat, Zeus is tossing lightning bolts in anger, etc.

There is almost a guarantee, that one day in the future, some person will be pointing at our society, and our knowledge set - and calling us ignorant! We are currently a part of the most intelligent and knowledgable society of humans the world has ever known. But what are the chances that we are flat wrong about some things? Pretty damn guaranteed, I would say.

The thing is, too many humans are uncomfortable with the phrase "I don't know." So, they choose to put in an answer that makes them feel better, and live out their lives in ignorance. That's not a bad thing necessarily - unless they use that ignorance to try to control others. That's when I go postal....LOL.

peace

P.S. Merry Fuckin' Christmas to all you Mofo music makers!

i think theyre just coming back to get the rest of their gold...

end of the world beat tape coming next year maybe?

I will be disappointed if shit doesn't go down.
Christians could go to heaven- Muslims to paradise - EXPRESS !!
Atheists could spark fatties on asteroids!
If there's an afterlife we could brag to all that we went out in style- instead of regular dying. Let the record show my cell phone bill was paid in full.
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end of the world beat tape =D

Staple hammer? God damn!