San Fran heads: Funny story about a music shop

[springwater]

So i go into this music store that sells all kinds of DJ and recording shit. They had a shit ton of used shit from MV's to MPC 2500/5000 to SP's and drum machines, Turntables, EVERYTHING. ITS RUN BY THIS SOUTH AFRICAN DUDE WHO IS FUNNY AS SHIT. My bad on the caps, i aint backspacing it. So... I go in and figure id grab a sp 404 sx to see what the hype is all about (and i just got a nice sign on bonus check from this new job so im like fuck it) This guy is haggling me, bringing the price down even before i try to get a deal. After every word of his he says "what the fuck". So he is like " 404! 475.00, i give to you...350.000 what the fuck". So im like cool, ring me up. So he starts yelling for this other guy to go get it out of the case and starts telling me that the guy has been here for 30 years and doesn't speak english "what the fuck". So the guy comes out (dark-skinnedsouth african cat, and the owner (the "what the fuck" guy) is yelling at him "go get the fucking 404, what the fuck". Son of a bitch, dont speak english, what the fuck". Then he starts getting in to pyramids and how Egyptians are cool as fuck. So he rings me up and then wants to know if i need a sd card for it, which i didnt know it came with one already so i said yup. I go to pay for it and pull out my debit card which i already used to purchase the 404sx a few minutes ago. He goes into a rant about americans and how they pull out their cards all the time. About some white guy who came in to purchase batteries with a credit card "what the fuck". Im just laughing hard as shit by now though i think he was really upset and thought he could intimidate me by giving me fierce looks. Im thinking in my head "this guy can eat a dick, i dont carry cash, no one sticks you up for credit cards, im from philly bitch". Then he starts to calm down and says that he understands cause San Fran is crazy and people get robbed and all that. So i leave with a brand new 404sx which i probably could have got on ebay for cheaper but FUCK EBAY!!! Thats another story.

[jetson]

"what the fuck?"

[Rabot]

ahaha wtf

[Nicknw]

i dont carry cash, no one sticks you up for credit cards, im from philly bitch".

in london guys will walk you to a cashpoint and make you withdraw your shit lol

[a.D.]

lol.yea this is pretty much the only thing that made me really laugh all day yesterday,including snl,what the fuck. good shit..

[springwater]

Right on A.D. Glad to be of service. San fran is a prettu sweet spot. I gotta go ack to that place to pick up some turntables soon. So more stories to come. They also had a roland vs1660 used that i might try out.