GEORGE

i've seen *that* in my lifetime about 4 times in the flesh.

the first time someone pulled *that* out on me i was chilling with 2 jawns in diego.
next thing i knew, they were on some Robocop shit and one chick did a line off another chick.

the second time i seen "that" was a white dude in the streets of san fran right in front of my hotel. like stood right next to me and smoked it!


but the third time?

at the lady.

george: (to me and engineer) "are we allowed to smoke in here?"

"uh....sure?"

(laughs like "this guy is funny, i thought the studio was the place to let loose and do craz-OHMYGODISTHATACRACKPIPE!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?)

yo....

its like...

"i "excepted" it.

but...

i was frozen.

i mean the diego jawns sniffed powder.

and the san fran dude was outside and out of his mind.

but am i sitting here about to watch Geo---

oh my god he has rocks in a sandwich bag?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

i mean am i like "look cigs and weed are cool but you gonna have to go outside to smoke THAT shit mayne!"

---and the SMELL!!!!

oh my god!!!

have yall ever been around ANYONE who smokes this shit?!?!?!!?!?!?

i took one smell of that stench and cold panicked like "OH GOD I THINK IM ON CRACK NOW"

im like walking briskly up winter filled 6th avenue in a panic. i started out on 8th street.


all in my head i thought "oh god you fuckup....you done took a whiff of this crack smoke and now you gone die....

(i was doing the pryor routine in my head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipKL1C7M6Yc

2:12

immgoneDIE
immgoneDIE
immgoneDIE
immgoneDIE
immgoneDIE
immgoneDIE
immgoneDIE aye yo yaaa yaa

immgoneDIE whoa whoa whoa

immgoneDIE aye yo yaaa yaa

immgoneDIE whoa whoa whoa

immgoneDIE aye yo yaaa yaa

immgoneDIE whoa whoa whoa


just calm down ahmir.....your mind is playing tricks on you-----you CANNOT be addicted to crack by smelling the smoke ahmir....turn around and go back.

im reciting the alphabet, my times tables, prince and michael jackson lyrics.

i went to the health store and ordered 3 large wheatgrass drinks

"yeah! wheatgrass that will take the impurities out!!!"

i knew i wasn't high but how did i just walk 9 blocks in 3 mins....

when only crackheads do that?!?!?

meanwhile....30 mins later the cat who actually smoked the shit was napping like a newborn baby all peaceful and shit.

i smell the shit and now I NEED rehab? lol