...when was the last time you smoked it??

how much did that suck???

what is your favorite nickname for schwag when you had to smoke it back in the day?? mine was "hot garbage"

We just called it either bammer or schwag. Luckily I haven't come across that stuff in years. Just sweet sweet stanky danky these days.

bammer??

that sounds too flattering for schwag

I once had this roomate who smuggled a few bricks of some dried ass, choked full of seeds mexican dirt weed. The stuff was horrible. High lasted 15 minutes if you were lucky. He was at least generous to share some of it for free, but it wasn't much to write home about. Out here in Seattle, most of the bud is either BC bud, or it's local. I haven't smoked anything for over three months so I can land a job, but as soon as I've passed, I'll just have a buddy smoke me out. But I'm kinda not in the mood to buy it much anymore since there's so much I need for my studio right now. But Hempfest is going to be 3 days this year, so for sure I'd buy some for that.

ditch weed, bunk shit, and schwag

schwag was pretty standard, schwag bag, blunt weed, that brick shit, luckily i got a buddy still bringin in fresh crops every few weeks, and its some gooood smoke, dried and cured properly, and i just continue the curing process while it gets smoked, been gettin fat oversized 8ths for 50, livin the good life

i remember a story from when i was younger though, my friends snagged some weed from some redneck dude up the street, and it tasted so gross, we kept callin it that hamburger helper strand, tasted like beeferoni or something........these same kids also ended up stealin some wierd shit from the dude, like pornos and shit, stopped hangin around with them at that point hahaha

schway, regs, reggie miller, bobby brown, etc...

that's a good one never heard that one

I got a story kind of similar to that, but it happened to my dad! This would have been the late 70's or early 80's. My dad moved us out into this boring suburbia out in the middle of nowhere. We had some wooden fences between our yard and our neighbors. My dad starts growing this decent sized pot plant in our back yard. There used to be this really messed up stoner kid who knew about the plant, and he waited until the right time to steal it from my dad. Dinnertime!

Check this out: He ran through our neighbors yard, and hops OUR fence. He grabs the female weed plant by the roots, and leaps back over OUR fence and runs from our neighbor's yard back to his house. My dad sees the whole thing from the dinnertable, but our yard was about 90 yards from our top porch to the garden, so long story short, my dad just couldn't call the cops on him, so the kid robbed my dad blind in broad daylight!

Needless to say, my dad didn't try growing any more weed plants after that...

meck .....

We always called it "Blue Collar" and the expensive stuff "Richie Rich".

broccoli

China bud

"the brown frown"

last summer me and a bud scored some hash from upstairs apartment. turned out to be some horrible stuff. smelt like schwag bricks. this was during the lakers celtics championship games. we called it "scalabrini". (named after Brian Scalabrine) ha.

a couple years ago this guy was pushing this brown stuff he was calling chron. we eventually dubbed it, "the braun".

and if you get some mids, thats some "baby".

BUY AMERICAN, SMOKE AMERICAN.
PEACE.