I wear whatever is clean and also what I can find in the free boxes at garage sales. Fuckit mang... it's what's on the inside that counts! I recently got a job where I need to dress "nice" (collared shirt, tie, slacks, dress shoes) I feel like a total but chump, but I'm definitely getting used to it.

As ZZ Top would say:

"Clean shirt, new shoes
and I don't know what I am gonna do.
Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Gold watch, diamond ring,
I ain't missin' not a single thing.
cuff-links, stick pin
when I step out I'm gonna do you in.
They come a runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man."

And it's the fuckin truth I tell ya!

this was my late night rip-eyed attempt to sum up what i thought about this thread.