so i stop by the local liquor store to pick up a lil hen, and who is selling it to me? why its my 5th grade D.A.R.E. officer. HA, i guess she retired from the force and now she pushes liquor. HA HA.

Ha, such is life.

On a similar note my DARE teacher was the Chief of Police and the biggest VHS pirate I ever saw.

when i was in DARE i was for some reason really intrigued by all the different ways you could get high, and i took books out of the library about all different kinds of drugs and they ended up calling me down to the guidance office and accused me of smoking pot and sniffing gas when i definitely was not smoking in 5th grade. its was pretty funny, although i definitely have been steady smoking weed for at least 8 years now so i guess it was some sort of sign

my dare teacher got attacked by an attack dog right outside of the school for having controled substances and resisting arrest...so weird how all of them are nut cases. there like ladies who own cats. millions. they should not come out of there house.

i don't know what dare is. is it some sort of MADD thing?

drunks against reasonable education, or something?

Drug Abuse Resistance Education. After that I was wondering "What is is euphoric feeling?" They basically tell you about all kinds of drugs and how they effect you, but you learn this in 5th grade.

ha, thats funny. yea it was just one of those bullshit government programs that doesnt do anything exept appear to be doing something.

I remember I had a DARE class for like a week until the officer put a question box in the room. My class, worse than others, asked obscene questions about strip searching homesexuals and other drug related things. The DARE officer made it one week before for (h)e broke down in tears and wouldn't answer our questions nor come back anymore. I guess 5th graders are "too real" for City Police.....