hello!

niq names · Post by **niq names** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:53 pm

hey hows everybody doin today?

remember: do at least one good deed to offset all the bad shyt in the world
and greet the next person you see with a smile and a joke.

peace

5ch0k0 · Post by **5ch0k0** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:05 pm

doing fine and yeah ok, if u say so :lol:

Question: a mexican, an american and a german sitting in a car.....who´s driving?

Answer: the cops

:mrgreen:

iG9 · Post by **iG9** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:56 pm

I'm not trying to be dense, but I don't get it. Are you saying Mexicans, Americans and Germans are criminals? Or that they're fine by themselves but criminal when they get together? Or maybe this is a reference I'm not familiar with... Ahhh! Your humor eludes me, please enlighten...

ghost bazz · Post by **ghost bazz** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:38 pm

5ch0k0 wrote:doing fine and yeah ok, if u say so

Question: a mexican, an american and a german sitting in a car.....who´s driving?

Answer: the cops

HA! I got a good laugh from it... just for the surprise factor I think. My best guess is they were smoking mexi-weed while drunk off jack daniels running around exposing their vieners. Then the cops rolled up and slapped the cuffs on em. Then again they coulda been smokin that killa-cali, drinkin tequilla and trippin on some german fungi... ooh, or maybe they were drinkin absynth! :lol:

I like niq names suggestion of doing something nice/good to help offset all the crap goin around. I think the best I can muster is not being an asshole to my co-workers... at least until they start acting up. :roll:

Everyone I see on the streets tho will get a smile.

niq names · Post by **niq names** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:03 pm

Count Sierackula wrote:
5ch0k0 wrote:doing fine and yeah ok, if u say so

Question: a mexican, an american and a german sitting in a car.....who´s driving?

Answer: the cops

HA! I got a good laugh from it... just for the surprise factor I think. My best guess is they were smoking mexi-weed while drunk off jack daniels running around exposing their vieners. Then the cops rolled up and slapped the cuffs on em. Then again they coulda been smokin that killa-cali, drinkin tequilla and trippin on some german fungi... ooh, or maybe they were drinkin absynth!

I like niq names suggestion of doing something nice/good to help offset all the crap goin around. I think the best I can muster is not being an asshole to my co-workers... at least until they start acting up.

Everyone I see on the streets tho will get a smile.

that was def a dope breakdown of the joke tho

and i feel u on the co workers cuz i was a supervisor once and found that that was short for "eat shyt and die" from your employees when u uphold the law.

oh HI again

elhuana · Post by **elhuana** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:50 pm

Whaddup Niq????

You topic has some positive energy in it.

I like to greet all the ppl in the bus with a smile. I love it, when girls give some smile-back

It makes me feel better

But of course not only young and pretty girls use the buses... When I smile to some pretty old ( not old and pretty

) lady, she pretends as if she was afraid of me

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DREWDANK · Post by **DREWDANK** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:24 pm

5ch0k0 wrote:doing fine and yeah ok, if u say so

Question: a mexican, an american and a german sitting in a car.....who´s driving?

Answer: the cops

racist?
cuz im a bit confused.

tape smoke · Post by **tape smoke** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:00 pm

thrash the gnar ?

niq names · Post by **niq names** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:29 pm

WHATS happening ELHAU and HAR's yo!

thats great D. cuts ive been cleaning and doin laundry, i just got back from gettin an oil change and ima do a survey for these cats to get them a high ranking! gotta look out for everyone... NO MORE JOB LAYOFFS

p.s i didnt think the joke was racists either my kids are mexican so i wouldve taken offense real quick, if anything its a cop joke cuz theyre quick to arrest a cow if it looks grimey...

hope no one is offended tho

i dont want this post to get ugly...filthy varmits :lol:

ghost bazz · Post by **ghost bazz** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:52 pm

word... hopefully my sorry attempt at humor wasn't offensive to anyone either. My wife's half mexican and I'm half polish, so when we have em, our kids are gonna have to hear all the jokes... not that this fact qualifies anything I said, but I already admitted it was a failed attempt. :roll:

anyways... good thread Niq. Peace to the whole SP fam! hopefully no one is getting too messed up by the current state of the economy and what not.

HxC · Post by **HxC** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:58 am

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

HxC · Post by **HxC** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:58 am

hXc wrote:How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

"Let's go ride bikes"

niq names · Post by **niq names** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:37 am

hXc wrote:
hXc wrote:How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

"Let's go ride bikes"

dude im fuckin dyin!!!!! :lol:

thats some funny shyt!

HxC · Post by **HxC** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:58 am

What do you call a Muslim that flies planes ?