im going to my first college party with my big sis....
what should i do to get the ladies?

just be like this....hey girl you must be real tired because youv been running round my head all day. lol naw for real though bust it... just be like YO!!! xdrewx is in... let the party BEGIN!!!! hahaha. naw on the real ...dont do that lolz just be your self dog you seem cool unless you like mad uggz like this guy

lol if this isnt the case youll do just fine lolz.

spark a deep philosophical coversation and then spark a blunt..she'll be swept off her feet by the intelligent/bad boy dichotomy.or just get her really drunk.

Now that's a good one . . .

But for real, just play yaself !

aight my big sis lied and im saying im 18 hahahaha
so yeah i might bring myself me blunt
and of course im gonna get them liquored up

Just don't be getting those chix preg
Jim hats 100% of the time !

REAL TALK!

although a lot of college chicks like the pull out ,all over their stomach/face /where ever else method-
and most of them already have the birth control covered.

i would reccomend you know them for more than a couple days for that though.

aim for their face dude, and then slap a condom wrapper on there.

the pull out method doesn't work. it's a popular myth that it's effective but "pre-cum" also contains high amounts of semen.

Thank you! The 'pull out' method is analogous to the "if I get in a car wreck I'll put my hands against the dashboard to keep from flying through the windshield" method- about as reliable too.

Even if the chick mumbles she's on B.C. Keep in mind these are the same bimbos who forget to pay their cell bills, leave their car keys in some lost jacket pocket , etc.. etc.. you should still wrap it- even for protection against STDs- after Suzy Q banged the whole football team, then gives you some.

Any chick who frowns upon condom use is a moron & you're better off taking a pic of her, then going home & wacking to it-
Run into her 5 years later at the supermarket pushing a carriage, and throw on your shades & avoid eye contact.

Big box of condoms TODAY or big box of diapers TOMORROW.

Who out there knows the significance of the number 216 ?

you could always be the 'nice player'

find damsel in distress,
rescue.

look after someone thats too drunk, etc.

warning, may get vomited on

wow, hotsauce,hxc..i was pretty much making a joke,no need to get all health classy..here in more technical terms-

many young women in college tend to be very sexually adventurous,and enjoy things that the young kids today call "freaky". this behaviour includes being ejaculated on from all angles. while not by any means an effective form of birth control, the "pull out method "can provide hour after hour of enjoyment for both you and your partner.But be careful! if she's not taking birth control pills, the female DOES risk an unwanted pregnancy-and if any sexual contact occurs while the male isn't wearing a profalactic,both partners are at risk of contracting an s.t.d. So make sure you and your partner are tested,and in a committed relationship before engaging in moneyshots and facials.

Respect women please, we all have mothers. Sex is the least important thing in a relationship and sleeping around is just plain unsafe these days. My 2 cents.

WORD!