WHAT UP BROCHOCHOS!! THE JUNE GLOOM FINALLY BURNED OFF AND THE VIBES ARE LITERALLY DANK. SAMA JUST ROLLED IN FROM OB WITH THE GOODS AND UNC JESSIE HAS THE FRY’S PROJECTOR BEAMING DIRECTLY ONTO THE NEIGHBOR'S GARAGE DOOR. IM MARINATING ON THE PATIO WITH THE ZONG AND A MAGNIFY GLASS. TEE IS OFF THE COUCH AND ALREADY ON HIS THIRD BEER BONG.
MOMS BEEF BOURGUIGNON IS GONE BUT KEITH'S GOT SOME BOMB ASS CARNE ASADA ON THE GRILL. WHAT STARTED OUT AS LAID BACK BBQ CHILL SESH HAS BLOSSOMED TO A STRAIGHT UP LEGIT LOWKEY KICKBACK. THERES ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD GUY TO GIRL RATIO, SO KEGS ARE ON THE WAY.
HEARD CASEY IS BRINGING HIS BROTHER COOTER'S BEER PONG TABLE. BRING YOUR A GAME CAUSE THERES ABOUT TO BE SOME BOTTLES OF SOCO AND AARONS BUBBLER HE LEFT AT MY HOUSE LAST SUMMER ON THE LINE.
DONT BE A LITTLE BITCH AND MOB OVER HERE NOW WITH YOUR SP AND HANDLE BEFORE IT GETS BURNT!
DIRECTIONS: IF YOU HIT SPORTS ARENA, YOUVE GONE WAY TOO FAR. PULL A U TURN AT THE IN & OUT. GATE CODE IS 406...SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN! THE STEP-CONDO HOUSE RULES: MUST BRING A SP TO THE PARTY OR KICK ROCKS ZEEK
TWO BRO LIMIT WITHOUT CHICKS
IN CASE YOU WANNA CHANNEL YOUR INNER BLINK 182,UNC IS IN THE GARAGE WITH HIS DRUMSET, AND HIS WEIRD 80S PORNO TAPES. BRING A BASS, BRING A SYNTH.
WE NEED TO CLEAR OUT THE BAR BEFORE MY PARENTS GET HOME, SO MAKE SURE TO GET YOUR DRANK ON. EDWARD FORTY HANDS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED IF YOU DRINK LIKE A BITCH ASS GROM.
NO TIME LIMIT, UNLESS YOU PARTY FOUL
GANGSTARR ACCAPELLAS ACCEPTED
NO FINGERPRINTS ON THE FLAT SCREEN, NO TOUCHING THE VINTAGE SURFBOARD IN THE HALLWAY—THAT'S A FAMILY HEIRLOOM FROM MY STEPDAD’S TRIP TO TRESTLES IN '94.
MY STEPDAD OWNS A DEALERSHIP
DONT PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY WITH YOUR OIL LEAKING HOOPTIE OR MY STEPDAD IS GOING TO TAKE AWAY MY TACOMA.
DONT PISS IN MY MOMS SUCCULENTS
PARTY ENDS WHEN THE POPO COME!
~KICKBACK ESSENTIALS~
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