WE HAVENT EVEN EMBARKED ON OUR EPIC JOURNEY AND YALL ALREADY READY TO MUTINY.

PREPPIN SUBMARINES TAKES TIME AND THE UNITED EARTH OCEANS ORGANIZATION NEEDS EVERY SALTY SEA DOG THEY CAN GET!

MANKIND HAS EXHAUSTED ALMOST ALL NATURAL RESOURCES, EXCEPT FOR THE ONES ON THE OCEAN FLOOR.

UEO HAS BUILT AN UNDERWATER COLONY CALLED SEALAB AND HAS TAPPED CHILD PRODIGY NATHAN BRIDGER TO BUILD THE MOST HIGH TECH DEEP-SUBMERGENCE VEHICLES KNOWN TO THE INTERWEBZ AS THE LAST HOPE FOR MANKIND.

TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE THE EVER LOOMING !FEAR MAKERS! MYSTERIOUS GOVERMENT FORCES ARE TRYING TO CLAIM A FORSAKEN ENERGY LOOMING AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE SEA.

CAPTAIN MICHAEL MURPHY HAS RECRUITED A JADED CAST OF CHARACTERS INCLUDING A TALKING DOLPHIN BABY AND HALF HUMAN HALF SHARK AND A DOZEN OF THE WORLDS SALTIEST SEADOGS (INLCUDING THE SALTIEST OF THEM ALL THE NOTRIOUS MICC).

CAN THEY SAVE MANKIND BEFORE THEIR LARGE EGOS COMBUST? HOW THE HELL IS A HALF SHARK HALF HUMAN CREATED? WHO IS THE MYSTERIOUS !FEARMAKER!? WHY IS THE TALKIN DOLPHIN DRESSED SO FLY? WHO WILL SURVIVE THE ONSLAUGHT OF KILLER PLANTS, A GIANT FIRE-BREATHING WORM, A PREHISTORIC CROCODILE AND AN ANCIENT DEMON, AND NOT TO MENTION WRITERS BLOCK?

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