SPBB 331: The Tiebreak POLL

[zindan]

LMAO

Yall gonna let this clown dick you around AGAIN for another month hahahaha fkn epic xD


SP-USER set the SPBB fam

lol look the little bitch poop boy came back just to say this who's surprised?

[zindan]

anyways i've narrowed it down to a few different combinations of song + drum break, just mulling over it rn while i listen to more records in case something better stands out before i post and go to sleep

[LoopmantrA]

LMAO you've been narrowing it down for a month or more hahahaha unbefknliveable
I released an album w one of my bands troglodyte boi, been around promoting, otherwise I'd pop up much sooner to take over and set SPBB instead of your pathetic ass

and I will

I don't really think anyone would mind, actually I'm willing to bet they'll all be more than happy

So you got exactly 6 hours, and then you can go cry in the mail to admins clown

mwah

[zindan]

for a month or more hahahaha unbefknliveable

this grown ass retard really said this in response to the thread that shows exactly when the poll ended lmfao i really will never understand this pathetic fool

[LoopmantrA]

You're right, you never will understand me, and don't even try.
Meanwhile, the clock is ticking clown.
You can keep narrowing it down, hopefully you'll get there by this time next year for some future SPBB

mwah

[zindan]

haha and this fool says he's gonna host this SPBB himself without having participated, showing up out of nowhere to flaunt his insecurities (thinking he's epic trolling) considering no one even participates when he actually hosts a legitimate SPBB from a win and he has to go and let someone else host his own, i'll gladly encourage poopman to host his own pretend SPBB this time wouldn't want you to cry and poop your pants about it i'm still going to host the real one

[LoopmantrA]

Great!

Thanks a lot!

SP-USER, since you expressed desire to - please set the SPBB, in case you don't see this reply by the end of the day, I will set up an open battle to get things going


Peace!

[zindan]

Great!

Thanks a lot!

SP-USER, since you expressed desire to - please set the SPBB, in case you don't see this reply by the end of the day, I will set up an open battle to get things going


Peace!

didn't you all know poopman is the CEO of SPBB and founder of SP-forums? GET MY INTERN, SP USER!! GET THAT SPBB GOING RIGHT NOW ON THE DOUBLE WE GOT DEADLINES TO MEET

not surprising the retard gets along so well with the neurodivergent alt-right conspiracy theorist troll who doesn't even own an SP

[LoopmantrA]

Coming from a guy who was literally scared SHITLESS to enter a battle VS me, then had to be absent from these forums for an entire year - that's some cajones clown

and you can all witness how that went right here
https://sp-forums.com/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=26458

Just to clarify - me urging you to speed up, is me having some shred of decency left towards you, to let you set the SPBB that you won, fair and square - otherwise I would've just set it up.
With all the cats here begging you to speed up, ain't much of a problem. But you keep replying here, instead of narrowing down two basic samples, no sweat

[zindan]

LMAO yes i was so terrified to battle you, poop man, your "art" is so profound and technically innovative, you are beyond intimidating! i definitely wasn't just living my life and dealing with more important shit than wasting time on a dead internet forum

direct quote:

" zindan Post subject: Re: !!Special Edition SPBB!!: What's First, Drums or SamplesPostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:28 am
ay i started chopping and shit but i'm still working
i have to work tomorrow, so i won't be able to make the deadline.
lmk asap if i'm out or if i can submit late
if i'm out, peace sp-forums!"

to which you apparently responded with some kind of ridiculous 5000 word essay? i never read it lmao i really hope you don't take yourself seriously, poop boy

also, yeah there's no way i can post replies in this thread while simultaneously listening to records, i clearly have a one track (more like one neuron) mind just like you!

[LoopmantrA]

hahahaha YOU're the one claiming you can resample in 5 minutes and each and every time it takes ages lol

You can act like it was nothing, but we both know u got bitchslapped to oblivion with that one, and with average beats as well - like I made it in three days to prove a point, you couldn't cut a piece of paper, let alone a sample or a beat

Plus claiming that it's technical superiority to use sequencer instead of resampling HAHAHAHAHAHA i have never ever used SPs sequencer, and still can keep the time and groove just fine, you can't even make a beat in a fkn sequencer in ten days, with all the rules change and everything else LMAO


What a clueless schmuck lol

and here's my reply, shortened, not for you - I don;t give a flying fuck about you, if you were lying in a ditch in flames, I wouldn't even piss on you to put the fire out - this is for the community, for all the new cats, to realise that we've all been giving you chance after chance, and always, even after all that drama you started - tried to keep things civil and fair >

"Now hear me out :
I will keep this civil, not like you deserve it, but I know what beat making and music means to you - you DON'T have to leave the forum for a year BUT - you're not allowed to comment on any thread on any subforum for six months starting NOW.
You CAN, and I hope you'll grow some balls and WILL post beats in the arena, and participate in battles.
Try not to be obnoxious fkn prick while commenting there, and making me fkn regret this.
Treat people with respect and cut the belligerence.
If you feel in any way this is unfair, then tough luck - gtfo for a year, and be sure I WILL troll the shit out of you on every fkn thread I see you popping up in case you ignore this.

You don't have to answer to this, I'd prefer to end this in a polite manner, and the only time I will see you replying - hopefully - will be in the arena explaining your work flow, or praising other beats. At least for the next six months.
Don't make me fkn regret this, in case you're not really grasping this - it's me extending a hand for hand shake."

[zindan]

tl;dr you gotta be kidding yourself with that wall of text

anyways, disregarding poopman
everyone else, i'm pretty sure i just found the perfect track

[LoopmantrA]

and here's my reply, shortened, not for you - I don;t give a flying fuck about you, if you were lying in a ditch in flames, I wouldn't even piss on you to put the fire out - this is for the community, for all the new cats, to realise that we've all been giving you chance after chance, and always, even after all that drama you started - tried to keep things civil and fair

Yeah, don't worry - I do realize that you have cognitive abilities of a paramecium, so you can't really read more than four words before melting and sizzling in pain, as stated above, that text is for the community, not you

[SP-USER]

Just to clarify - me urging you to speed up, is me having some shred of decency left towards you, to let you set the SPBB that you won, fair and square - otherwise I would've just set it up.

Same here, I only posted to urge him to get a move-on instead of constantly posting updates telling us he's listened to another record!

That said, if he does fail to set a battle before the deadline you gave him, feel free to go ahead and do that Open Battle thing, that should be cool.

I agree wholeheartedly with the stuff you just pulled him up about, damn right, in fact you missed a recent five-page epic of Zindan doing that very thing just recently, where he pretty much tried to make out that resampling is for amateurs.

Personally I believe that those who play live and use the resample method are those who deserve the most respect since it depends completely on the ability of the artist to produce something good, organic and with good timing. Such a method must surely be better at reflecting the artist than a sequenced piece could ever be.

Anyway, here it is if you fancy reading through five pages of it :
https://sp-forums.com/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=27212

[LoopmantrA]

What a cringe read hahaha

Yeah, that's typical ZenCum right there

Remember when we discussed how we'd always vote if his beat is good, despite the fact that he's literally the cancer of this forum?
Well, I'm taking that back. He can make the best beat in the Multiverse, I'll still do my best to not let him win and put this community through another one of these attention whoring bs, prolonging the battles that are supposed to be WEEKLY.

Unbelievable. Can't choose two basic samples hahahahaaaaa