Jesus, twice in one day I'm agreeing with Danswift!
Putting 'serious mode' on for a minute, I agree about the overall impression they gave, the cheesiness etc. Hell, I live in Blackpool so you can imagine how many pubs, clubs, karaoke and bingo places I pass-by with ABBA being blasted-out loud. Passing by the Pier in the summer is pretty much a guarantee you'll hear ABBA. Often makes me cringe, not because of the songs, but because it always reminds me of the "Mamma Mia" image they've landed themselves with. I know yhey're proud of that song's success and that it basically created a franchise of it's own, but personally I remember an interview quite a few years back where Benny actually came across sounding really pissed-off that people see them as camp and dismiss their music over their image (which he just sees as flambouyant fun). Not sure about Bjorn, but Benny clearly doesn't like the reputation it gave them (at least it came across that way).
I said previously that one of my biggest wishes for their return is that it will trigger a new wave of Disco tacks. I love Disco, and it surprises me you hate on ABBA so much, especially being a Hip-Hop guy. One of my favourite tracks of theirs is "If It Wasn't For The Nights", and after doing a search just now, not surprisingly there's a Hip-Hop homie reviewing that very track. Funny thing is, regardless of it being among my favourites, they themselves never deemed it good enough for release as a single, which is absolutely insane!
A Hip-Hop homie's Review of "If It Wasn't For The Nights":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT_Hhvc3W7k
Another one da homie likes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Sux_DGSKk
They're masters of their craft dude, and our Hip-Hop homie here refers to them as "Legends", so my congratulations to your Grandmother, she had great taste in music. ABBA is appreciated generation after generation. Reading the comments, even the homie's Hip-Hop lovin' followers seem to agree with him. In fact it sounds as if they, as Hip-Hop lovers themselves, were continuously bigging ABBA up so that he'd check them out, lol
Anyway, no more ABBA tracks no matter how much you troll for one, you should be making a beat!!!