Hey Spammers, I need help with my kitchen

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Ok, I give in....Fine, from now on, when I need my kitchen upgraded, I'll go to you. However: You have to remodel my kitchen, after I make you clean it. I happen to be a packrat. I'm due to be in the show Hoarders, and oh yes, the health dept threatened to evict me if you don't help out. Please spammers, you're my only hope!!