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Unfolding wrote:Dudes: Don't ever get your beard trimmed by anyone who can't grow a beard.

Just got mine destroyed by a Korean (possibly) that had the babiest baby face ever, had no clue about how to trim face fuzz. He set me back about 2 months of solid bearding. Damn.

I don't let anyone cut my hair or trim my beard. I trained myself to give myself fades and tape-ups and I trim my own beard and stache. I started at 13 years old when flat tops and skin bald fades were the shit. The first few cuts were shitty with noticible lines within the fade but I would watch my boy VJ cut hair, he was the local door-to-door barber, and I picked up the little tricks from time to time. Now, I'm so game with the clippers I can give myself a fade without any of the clips and it'll looked like I came out the barber shop. I have three clippers, one for my hair, a little one for my facial and a tiny small one for trimming nose hairs and eyebrows.
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P00K wrote:Yo I was just walking down the street eating pizza by the slice and asked some lady that made eyes with me; who i might add, was a 10 out of 10 in looks,..business styled late 20's type, just got off work. J.O material etc....

if she would care for a bite.

she smiled, nodded, and leaned in for my ranch and hot sauced covered beef and mushroom pizza, took a bite, & chewed it while gazing into my eyes with a smirk....

...then I carried on walking in her opposite direction.

i know ,...i know, that was my chance right!?
but yo,..
i got a girlfriend brew...

https://www.box.com/s/wz6ge7sld2726f4hj5yv

So you let a stranger take a bite out of your pizza and you don't even get a name?

Straight homo son, straight homo.
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yo, if any of you dudes are into manga
i've been reading "Eden: It's and endless world"
it's bananas

for real tho
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IM SUPER COOL I TYPE "ALL CAPS" LIKE A MADVILLAIN SONG, BUT THE FONT IS TINY
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I haven't combed or washed my hair in many many years, i just cut it all off when it gets too gross. I hate shampoo, and my hair gets nappy as fuck within like five minutes after combing it so i just don't bother. I keep the beard clean tho so the lady isn't bummed when she wants a kiss.
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andyo wrote:yo, if any of you dudes are into manga
i've been reading "Eden: It's and endless world"
it's bananas

for real tho


Speaking of bananas...
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Ill Green wrote:

So you let a stranger take a bite out of your pizza and you don't even get a name?

Straight homo son, straight homo.


B, I got a girlfriend.
Plus that girl I saw was hungry for somethin..she got some pizza which chilled her out.

Plus you shave your eye brows..... haha peace green
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hseiken wrote:
andyo wrote:yo, if any of you dudes are into manga
i've been reading "Eden: It's and endless world"
it's bananas

for real tho


Speaking of bananas...
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hahaha
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P00K wrote:
Ill Green wrote:

So you let a stranger take a bite out of your pizza and you don't even get a name?

Straight homo son, straight homo.


B, I got a girlfriend.
Plus that girl I saw was hungry for somethin..she got some pizza which chilled her out.

Plus you shave your eye brows..... haha peace green

:lol: Dude you ever saw Christopher Soprano's eyebrows? Thats what I got, but I only trim the long hairs, no hell do I shaped them haha!

You see, right there was your quicker-pick-her-upper line. "Can I offer you a flamed sausage and maybe toss some salad." :lol:

Its all good bro!
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QuiVive wrote:I haven't combed or washed my hair in many many years, i just cut it all off when it gets too gross. I hate shampoo, and my hair gets nappy as fuck within like five minutes after combing it so i just don't bother. I keep the beard clean tho so the lady isn't bummed when she wants a kiss.

Yeah, I definitely shampoo once every 3 months. Shampoo is what makes mofos go bald. I do wash it out with good pressured water running. Never had dandruff and never stinky.
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my shit gets stinky cus i skate and smoke, but my shower has good pressure and i scrub like a mofo under it, keeps it minimal.
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wow......just wow.
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in haze wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt8u-T0ScTw

YEAH! beauty and the beat!!!
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