This is Jack Burton in the Porkchop Express and I'm talking to whomever is listening out there. You just take it from the Porkchop Express on a dark and stormy night, alright?
When some wild eyed, eight foot tall maniac grabs you by the neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against a bar room wall and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks if you've paid your dues...well, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what ol' Jack Burton says in a time like that!
"Have you paid your dues, Jack?"
Yes, sir, the tape is in the mail.
Porkchop Express signing off.
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