SPBB-409~ HUNTERS OF THE GOLDEN CASSETTE

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THE LEGEND WAS REAL. LAST NIGHT, AN ANCIENT, DECAYED WET DIARY MICROCASSETTE BELONGING TO THE MYTHIC EXPLORER SP DRAKE WAS UNCOVERED IN A FLOATING COFFIN OFF THE COAST OF PANAMA. THE PAGES ARE FILLED WITH CRYPTIC COORDINATES, BARS, AND MAPS LEADING DIRECTLY TO EL DORADO—THE HOME OF THE MYSTERIOUS GOLDEN CASSETTES.

TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, THE CHIEF ARCHAEOLOGIST OF OUR EXPEDITION SOCIETY MYSTERIOUSLY VANISHED IN THE DEEP JUNGLES OVER TWO YEARS AGO, LEAVING OUR RESEARCH COLD BUT WE AREN'T THE ONLY ONES TRACKING THE SONIC SOURCE.

IN HIS ABSENCE, THE UNCHARTED RUINS OF THE WORLD HAVE BEEN PLUNDERED BY A RUTHLESS SYNDICATE OF MERCENARY BEATMAKERS, HELMED BY AN EVIL, SHADOWY COLLECTOR KNOWN ONLY FOR HOARDING RARE WAX AND SP-202s WITH THE MYTHIC SM CARDS.

THIS SYNDICATE IS FORCE-DIGGING ARTIFACTS TO UNEARTH A POWER THAT SHOULD REMAIN BURIED: THE GOLDEN CASSETTES OF DESTINY.

THE SYNDICATE'S MEN AMBUSHED OUR BASE CAMP AND STOLEN THE ONE ANCIENT GOLDEN CASSETTE WE SPENT MONTHS TRACKING DOWN. THEY AIM TO RIG THE IDOL TO A MASSIVE WALL OF SOUND, EXPLOITING ITS MYSTERIOUS SUPERNATURAL FREQUENCIES TO BRAINWASH THE UNDERGROUND.

WE ARE RIVAL FORTUNE HUNTERS IN A RACE AGAINST TIME! WE MUST RECLAIM THE FORGOTTEN TEMPLE, CHOP THE SYNDICATE’S HEADS, AND SECURE THE TAPES BEFORE A CATASTROPHIC SONIC BOOM UNLEASHES!

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ALL STYLES WELCOME

SYNTHESIZED AGENTS ALLOWED

NO TIME LIMIT

NO OUTSIDE DRUMS

USE AT LEAST 1 SP AFFILIATED SAMPLER

OUTSIDE EFFECTS/PITCHING/BOUNCING ALLOWED BUT DONT BE WACK

MULTIPLE ENTRIES OR MINI TAPES R COOL!

TIME TO RECOVER THE GOLDEN CASSETTES CURRENTLY UKNOWN.

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