PARENTS LEFT TOWN FOR CABO, SO BRING YOUR SP & PARTY FAVORS CAUSE YALL INVITED TO THE RAGER (ACTUALLY ITS JUST A KICKER) AT MY STEPDADS CONDO TOMORROW NIGHT!IT’S GONNA BE SICK. YOURE GOING TO BE STOKED. WERE JUST WAITING FOR THE JUNE GLOOM TO BURN OFF & SAMA TO FINISH PICKING UP THE GANGA AT PATCHOULI PAULS IN OB (HES BEEN STUCK THERE ALL DAY).
OUR BRO ISIHAMBI STILL RECOVERING FROM HIS FREESTYLE MOTORCROSS ACCIDENT (GET WELL BROKOWSKI) BUT HE WILL BE HERE IN SPIRIT.
I JUST TALKED TO UNC JESSIE AND HE’S BRINGING THE OUTDOOR PROJECTOR HE BOUGHT AT FRY’S IN MISSION VALLEY, SO THE VIBES ARE GONNA BE LITERALLY DANK. SAYS IF WE INVITE ENOUGH BABES HE MIGHT EVEN PICK UP SOME KEGS AT KEG N BOTTLE ON EL CAJON.
TEE STILL PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH IN THE GUEST ROOM, BUT I KNOW HE AT LEAST BROUGHT HIS TRUSTY BEER BONG. I GOT THE ZONG IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH ICE IN THE CHAMBER.
MOMS MADE A WEEK BATCH OF HER FAMOUS BEEF BOURGIOGNE BEFORE THEY BOUNCED TO MEXICO, BUT THERES A ROBERTOS WHEN YOU EXIT THE 5.
SEE YOU ZEEKBIRDS TOMORROW! JUST DON’T GET FINGERPRINTS ON THE FLAT SCREEN, OR TOUCH THE VINTAGE SURFBOARD IN THE HALLWAY—THAT'S A FAMILY HEIRLOOM FROM MY STEPDAD’S TRIP TO TRESTLES IN '94, OR HE IS GOING TO FLIP.
DIRECTIONS: IF YOU HIT SPORTS ARENA, YOUVE GONE WAY TOO FAR. PULL A U TURN AT THE IN & OUT. GATE CODE IS 406...SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN!STAY STOKED BROCHACHOS, AND DONT PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY WITH YOUR OIL LEAKING HOOPTIE OR MY STEPDAD IS GOING TO TAKE AWAY MY TACOMA.
INVITE EVERYONE YOU KNOW BUT REMEMBER ITS JUST A KICKER!
TWO BRO LIMIT WITHOUT CHICKS