then she says "hey...chop this one up!"

maaan... that is the stuff of dreams right there

I wonder if she has "lets get it on" in that crate....

*insert wah wah pedal*

I would sample and resample that shit all night long

Let's keep the sampler metaphors coming

Uh...I'm...uh....gonna bit crush that ring mod til her center can't cancel anymore?

...Uh...

Don't forget to mod-delay when she starts to time stretch!

I'd hit that...














the record, I mean >.>

then reality comes in


she goes:
"I'm bored lets do something"

Talk about milkcrates

if you wanted to use those records you'd have to ask her if you could push her nipples, and keep your finger on there so that the record slides down your finger

set her wild with the overdrive, then put her in reverse.
remain in the memory slot, or phas(h)er internal.
tap tempo, until shes about to peak.
max the flanger and the level of her noise generator, then turn off quantize to boost her end point.

she can boost my end point

ohhhhh. shhhiiit

but for real we would have sex.





on a bed of Roland products

I would so "knob assign" that to "mfx1"... Apply a "reverb"...make it nice and "damp"... then I'll "resample" that "six hundred and six" times.. "Timestretch" that bitch the fuck out... "Func+Shutdown... Exec" (Peace!)

I'm gunna insert my jack into her instrument input, make sure the levels are extra hot.