alright... no mo papers in this mf... and no chance to get some...
how to get baked now? I would die if I would smoke a self made bong or shit like this:

and no... i can't bake/cook shit neither...

any quick tipp would be much appreciated...

If I smoke I always use activated carbon filter... (might be the wrong word) lol and I still got some of those... I was thinking of some kinda pipe?

GREAT!

* Condom bong? WTF?!

*Praise the lord!

"Bible Rolling Papers" - 1 Bible
same thing as rolling papers, and you can roll some fattys!!!!"

Think I'm gonna check the holy book.

dude thats a gravity bong, im pretty sure no smoking device can get you more high. i smoked some dank out of one yesterday and couldnt speak for about an hour.

I didn't know the word.. We call it "eimern"
I did all of that shit back in my starter years... now my lungs are damn messed up... I can't take that much any more... We smoked pretty weird machines back in the days... believe me.

The shoe paper tip was even better than the bible. A right filtered j is all i wanted... so shoe paper seems to be best in my case. ..but funny link fo real dude...

Hahahaha, the "Holy Jay"; classic!

"Thurgood Jenkins: The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer.
McGayver Friend: Hey, man, we're out of papers.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
McGayver Friend: We don't have a corkscrew.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
McGayver Smoker: [Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up! "

^ my fav half baked quote right there.

Shoe paper... I tell you guys...

heat up a basic car lighter, drop some bud on it and suck the smoke with a straw

We used to buy bongs out of a plastic bottle with a kick hole in it and filled with water, a pen (the chillum) and tin foil. It gets the job done and you don't need more than 10 minutes to build em.

Some years ago I was on vacation in Italy and we bought some hash from a guy on the beach. We didn't wanna smoke that stuff in a joint cause that can taste awful. Instead we built a bucket behind our car on the parking lot. Imagine us 5 stoned dudes stumbling back to the beach

And another day we didn't have papers and didn't want to smoke the bucket (I'm no bong smoker either, it's to harsh for me) we used some baking paper from the oven. That shit tasted like... well shit

The craziest thing I ever witnessed were some guys I was camping with who got this double barrel pump (for small boats and such). They put the joint on the tube, sucked the smoke in, changed the direction of the airflow and then pumped it straight into their lungs. I prefer to take my 7 minutes to chill and smoke a sweet joint instead of rushing and inhaling the same amount of smoke in some seconds.

Yo Wax, how was it like to get some weed back when you lived in Neubrandenburg? I remember times in Schwerin when there seemed to be no single bud in the whole city for weeks. Sometimes there even were grains of bird sand in it and shit like that. The situation totally depended on how much weed was around in Hamburg cause most guys got it from there and sold it in Schwerin. I always wondered how hard it had to be to get some if you lived further east.

The bird sand ah yeah....Feelin you... gettin baked in M-V can be very hard. NB was fine though... It's a bit stereotypish, but there were those african immigrants who had a serious business over there. Once I saw a dude selling shit and I was like " Gimme your number, you won't regret"
There was like 3 days a year, without any bud; rest was fine...
Though the shit wasn't the cleanest too. Therer were ups and downs in quality... Whenever I wanted some real good ish; I went to Berlin...

One or two years ago I heard they were using fucking plumb to raise the weight. I guess it was in Sachsen/Leipzig if I remember right... Lotta people got into hospital because of that shit. Weird world! Why they don't just lemme grow my own shit?!

Yeah, last year or so there was weed with lead around here in Leipzig. Fortunately I didn't live here then, they say you could rub the weed on paper and see a trace like if you used a pencil.

But today I don't smoke as much as I used to anyways so I don't really mind *g*

Contaminated weed is NOT funny...

yeah thats fucked up...never heard of anything like that over here. cocaine, yeah they'll put some weird shit in it but i think pot is too small time crime to even fuck with it like that, no real payoff.

Just wait til you can buy some Rizlas?

LMAO..yeah I remeber "Eimern" ..thatz pretty easy to explain: U take a 10l or larger pail, fill it with water. take a 1,5l plastic bottle (coke bottle worx fine) and cut off the bottom. get sum aluminumfoil and make a funnel ..put a metal screen inside ...then on top of the bottle. Stick the bottle in the pail of water, pull it while lighting so the bottle fills with smoke, when bottle full of smoke, take the aluminum off the top (becareful cause it hot) =)...now place ur mouth on the top where the alu was and inhale while putting the bottle back inside the pail of water...oh boy..did take a bit longer=)...after u´ve had 1 or 2...u´l be either puking or close to passout