Of all the people in the world who are the 5 people you'd most like to slap some sense into.

Im about to go to bed so ill list mine tomorrow but one for sure is....

BOB O'REILLY

in no particular order....

1.bill o'reilly
2.spencer pratt
3.soulja boy
4.george w. bush
5.bow wow

My ISP

I'd say GW Bush but I wouldn't be able to stopp at just bitchslapping him.

Other than that there are so many mouthy motherfuckers that can't back it up. The internet is in need of a good bitchslapping.

Goerge Dub and Bill O'Reilly are great nominees. I'd have to add P. Titty, I mean Diddy to the list... and Nancy Grace... and Sarah Pailin (who's old news, but still needs a good slappin).

EDIT: and T Peezy...

RZA

1. beyonce for diss the JACKSONS and bein a spoiled no grind bitch
2 tpain/ akon for thinkin autotune has to go thru them for usage
3. the "gang" mentality
4. the us debt(really the ppl behind it)
5. the cops that but me in the hospital!

outside of that im good

Lol, you might do her a favor if you'd bitchslap her tho.

In no particular order...

My ISP - Seriously they overcharge rural addresses for a shitty connection.
Bush - Nixon was impeached but this fuck didn't even get a slap on the wrist.
Jesus - Got all them people believing that shit. Should be ashamed.
The Catholic Church - If there was a Satan he would be Cardinal.
Kanye West - I like his music but dude is on the verge of emo. Man the fuck up and get your head outta your ass Kanye.

my mother.
and everyone at my school.

1)Anyone who think Barack Obama's going to make America some dreamland. This will be disproved from today lol.

2)My Father (I'd actually stamp him out - long story)

3)Dizzee Rascal for allowing himself to be made a fool of.

4)The people who allowed UK Hip Hop to die (it took me a long time to accept UKHH is dead)

5)Bill O'Reilly. How the fuck haven't you deported this prick yet? I see some interviews on youtube, oh wow. When I saw him disagreeing with marri-joo-aaana that was it. Grrrrr Kill Bill O'reilly!

My webhost, because the forums were offline for a couple of hours yesterday. (they are pretty cool, but still!… dont fuck with sp-forums)

i'd like to slap whoever came up with the idea of flying unmarked planes all around the world and spraying unknown chemicals in tic tac toe patterns. have you looked outside?

my ex-wife who found a new career as a fucking brainless self absorbed cunt / escort.

4 other mindless bitches.

not that i'm bitter...

some dude who kept bugging me last year at a christmas party, i found his name on facebook and im going to hit him with a hammer.

#1. niq names, ima have to go with you. the FOLice. numero uno. mutha fuck them piggies.
#2. hematurge, im gonna add to yours. any organized religion who thinks they are right and everyone else is wrong. its not just the catholic church. any church.
#3.politics. or politicians, or any poor bastard that beleives politics matter. or any poor bastard that beleives that voting makes a difference.
#4.Tweakers. You know who you are. stealin and schemin. ima bitch slap you when i see you. just smoke some bud and respect the next man.
#5.how bout people like myself who rant on internet forums thinking they know everything to fix the world or they deserve to "bitch slap" other undeserving people. im sure that if i got bitch slaped every once in a while it might be good for me. what do we know,? right?

EDIT: im shit faced