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 Post subject: Ilsa, Torture Queen of Zindan
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:47 pm 
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Hello, who is speaking?

Just me babe, SP-USER!

Hi honey, so what's up apart from your dick every time you think about me?

Fuck, don't make me any harder than I already am just thinkin' about ya!
You got any fresh women for me today?

Sure honey, you got something for me?

As a matter of fact you're in luck, I've got Zindan!

Is she pretty?

It's a he and I reckon he needs the classic Ilsa-style punishment regime!

Oh, and what's the guy done to deserve that?

Looks like he just trolled himself to victory in a beat battle!

Ok, send him over, I'll teach the little shit a lesson or two!

Bit young though, babe, not sure he's heard of you or even seen your classics!

Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS
Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks
Ilsa, The Wicked Warden
Ilsa, The Tigress of Siberia

You telling me the guy has NEVER seen ANY of my movies?


Probably not, he's too young to know about you and far too mothered by censorship.
He and his friend are real suckers for bending over to appease the establishment!

Just make sure the guy watches my movies, then ask him if he'd like to see me.

What if he says no?

Just tell him I'm working on a new movie:
Ilsa, Torture Queen of Zindan!!!


Oh god yes, such a WICKED woman, and that's why I love you so!

Sure, keep it stiff for me honey!

Will do, later babe!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Ilsa, Torture Queen of Zindan
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:04 pm 
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Well would you look at that, Zindan has won and no one's said a word yet cause they're all busy trying to find a free download of "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS" instead!

Better let them all know about the tribute to Ilsa Rob Zombie made for a Quentin Tarantino project. Good to see they're both big fans of Ilsa, especially Rob Zombie cause that must be a real mind-fuck for the politically corrected media out there. Rob Zombie's a vegan who lives on a farm with his wife caring for rescued farm animals - love it!!!

I mean, can you get a BIGGER finger-up to those who judge people by what they like, than that???

LMFAO ... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Behold Rob Zombie's awesome but sadly fake Grindhouse Trailer "Werewolf Women of the SS":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6aZ7hHD3G0


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 Post subject: Re: Ilsa, Torture Queen of Zindan
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:39 pm 
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tl;dr but i caught your point

you said the votes didn't need to be accounted for, so i [hypothetically] added 3 votes for myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

but the people who said who they voted for? i still won lmao

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 Post subject: Re: Ilsa, Torture Queen of Zindan
PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2021 7:20 am 
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As we can see, Zindan (the real Zindan) is currenlty being disciplined by Ilsa, which is why his friend is posting under his other account. But worry not, I secretly told Ilsa that Zindan's a homie so she'll no doubt be gentle with him. She'll probably just make him fondle her breasts or something, play with him a little, that's about it.

I suppose it's more of a prize he's getting for winning the competiton really, depending on how you look at it. It's true, he did win the competition regardless of the troll posts, and Ilsa has been made aware of this, but he did disrespect genuine participants by handing a valid vote to a troll, so I think she'll find a way of reminding him not to do that again.

I'm sure Zindan will be back shortly to post the next SPBB :mrgreen:
So from all at Deathcamp 13, here's to a much improved Zindan!


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