got it today. here are some samples (pun proudly intended):
-"Set the samples which you do not want to play simultaneously each other to the same mute group."
-"Reversing the Sample Like a Tape Backwards (Create Reversal)"
-gotta love the subtle charm of "Pressing a Button to Mark Divisions"
-"Create a Backup Disk Only Use the Internal Drive"
-and finally the grammatically-correct yet still-awesome "If You Become Confused About Button Functions During Recording"

lol, awesome

I feel you. I've read that manual cover-to-cover, and sometimes the explanations leave me more confused after I read them 3 or 4 times, than when I was just hitting buttons and applying common sense. Despite the language barrier, it's still a priceless resource... plenty of gems to be mined out of those pages.