yo this is my new joint--so raw. illness right here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQmEd_UeeIk

right here too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KagvExF-ijc

if you're a dude & have blood running thru your veins-this is a must see,i promise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSyiLP5w ... re=related

that'll be enough for now

I think I'll always be too old to find Avril Lavigne attractive.

??she's 26 years old,lol

if u stopped dating 20 somethings i feel bad for you son-i got 99 problems-an old chick aint 1

For some reason she's always like 17 in my mind. Maybe it's the pink streak in her hair. It can work for some people but she looks like a bratz doll.

is quoting jigga songs one of those problems???? hahahaha just playin adru......as far as random thoughts go, i've been havin some bizarre dreams lately that i always remember the next day, which is something that hasn't happened to me in as long as i can remember, i just woke up after having a super vivid dream that me and some homies were on a trip in India, and like i remember eating some food in this wierd place that wasn't a restaurant at all now that i think about it, and actually tasting it, and it was like fish oriented, not even really Indian, then we were staying at this Indian families house, and there was some wierd american rip off sitcom on tv, and i woke up with some serious culture shock, i swear there was a split second where records were my concern too, i had asked somebody if there was a record store around

Oh snap

Avril.. I dunno she's cute and she seems like she has a real interesting personality, but I wouldn't call her "hot" per say. Her face is just average to me. When I look at her, I can see her sans-makeup and if she dressed in the same type of clothes as my teacher from grade 3, she would look just like her. Just...20 years younger. I like a woman with an interesting face.

i'm not really appreciating what u'r trying to inferr here yo-"work for some people"? i post some avril shit-a grown ass woman-in a lighthearted manner..and you're talking like there's some deviant shit going on. you only said a few words-but it's obvious the point your tying to get at.who the fuck doesn't think chicks with an edge & some dyed hair are pretty fucking hot? sounds like you might be overcompensating for feelings you might get yourself when you see a younger chick that you think you shouldn't be attracated to from a moral standpoint.of course i realize you'd never admit this. but your observations are kinda coming completely out of left field. It's avril fucking lavigne-she's a popstar.and a hot one.also a grown woman that'll be 30 in a few years.what are you,50? i mean i was still dating college women a year and a couple years ago before i got "engaged"(my girls 30),19-25 year olds..to 30 & 36 year olds..god forbid. I don't discriminate-women are on a whole nother level than us man,don't be so repressed.what turns you on,the newly reformed jenny mcarthy?angelina??sarah palin???now sarah silverman,thats a whole nother ballgame..but i guess she's probably too young looking for you too,since she still rocks the same style she did in here mid twenties. Janene garafalo?I could go for that at least.courtney love and brody dalle too.lauren hill,..gwen steffani...ashley from fresh prince..linda perry,eve..shit joan jett is still hot as fuck...this 27 year old that lives down the street from me....and hillary duff.

mecha-she has VAMPIRE fangs,what could be more interesting?

her averageness by hollywood standards is what makes her so sexy imo...yo if this evolved into an avril lavigne debate it would be sooo dope.

Dr-i struggle with the same shit man...why i wasn't able to sleep last night.my dreams are so vivid and real,it literally feels like i went through a huge ordeal or crisis when i wake up most the time..really sucks-'cause it wasn't like that till i esperienced more than just your "average" chid hood traumas...one thing though-i NEVER dream about people i know that have passed on-they're never in my dreams-and i've had a good handful of friends die in some way or other,rip...but there was this one kid i went to school with-that i never ever had a conversation with or anything,he was kinda a metal dud,stoner type-anyway,our junior year his friend apparently accidentally shot him in the face and killed him,said they were playing with the gun-he never got any charges or enything.so a couple nights ago this cat appears in my dream-his name was jaimy pasco-and we were just talking,making jokes,he still had the long skid row hair,jean jacket and shit--and though we never knew each other..i still knew what his voice sounded like,it was pretty unmistakable...and he had the same deep stoner teenage smoker voice.so we talked for a while,laughed,he was cracking on some people,etc..then all of a sudden he disappeared from the dream-and i instantaneously find myself in a jail cell wrestling with a bunch of dudes over a gun..they all wanted to shoot me..somehow i got the gun,and got out the cell...last thing i remember a jailer was taking me back into the cell and telling me i should be a writer-sarcastically.....then i woke up ,crazy shit--i hadn't thought about jaime for years till i moved to pasco wa, a couple years ago..obviously thats his last name so i thought about him from time to time--but again we were never anything close to friends..and i hadn't thought of him for like a year before the other night. Dreams are some shit--whatever they truly are,and wahtever they truly mean..whereever we really go when dreaming-it's some ill shit to think about. wish i could live without sleep....so yea-i definitely feel for you,it sucks to have to go through that shit man.

Whoa vague and wild allegations up in here. Personally it's mostly that I always think of her with a sideways turned hat and some beat up Converse. First impressions tend to stick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k

WARNING REVEALLING ADMISSION:
I used to work at Hot Topic in the suburbs and she reminded me of about 99% of the annoying customers I had to deal with on the daily. DO YOU HAVE THESE BONDAGE PANTS IN DOUBLE ZERO? OMG TRUCKER HATS. WHERE ARE YOUR SAVES THE DAY T SHIRTS? I BOUGHT THESE GAUGED EARRINGS AND NOW MY EARS ARE INFECTED. Wa wa wa.

Personally I'm a Scarlett Johansson fan. Call her ScoJo for short. I've endured so many shitty movies (The Island, Vickie Christie Barcelona, The Prestige, etc) because of that girl.

Also random thought on the subject of dreams - I had really intense one last week that involved the cenobites from Hellraiser and my friends dressed as the cast of Futurama. The rest is kind of foggy.

lol a.D. just chill. He's not trying to come at you. He's just saying some people might be into her but he's not for his various reasons. You don't have to take it there lol.

Is it annoying that I always have to come in and try to interpret what people are trying to say? I notice I'm doing that a lot. I'm not trying to be annoying, I just hate when people fight over misunderstandings. Especially on such a nice board.

Yes Scarlett has an interesting face. I was just talking about her the other day. She seems cool.

I take no internet offense ever and I don't think anyone is calling ANYONE a pedophile. Wait what?

No but seriously I can see how people are attracted to her it just takes different strokes for different folks. I dislike a lot of the girls who are widely accepted to be way hot. ScoJo is like upper echelon of untouchable babe but Lavigne is like approachably hot (at least feasibly, in this universe). Also I think I think I'm just biased against skinny girls these days.

In other news - I just discovered that orange chocolate and mint together are my new favorite.