SPBB-393 seaQUEST CAPTAIN MURPHY REPLACEMENT CEREMONY (POLL)

SLEEPS NUMB · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2025 5:01 am

UEO THANKS THE SWASHBUCKLING PIONEER SCIENTIST RAG TAG FORCE OF MARSUPIALS AND HUMANS WHO PUT THEIR EGO ASIDE TO SAVE THE WHALES AND WHATS THE LEFT OF HUMANKIND, BUT THE BATTLE WILL NEVER END.

HOWEVER UEO DISCOVERED YOUR INCOMPETENT DEADBEAT CAPTAIN MURPHY ATTEMPTED TO FAKE HIS OWN DEATH AND BECAME ADDICTED TO EXCESSIVE SCORPION BITES. YEARS UNDER SEA AND MULTIPLE FLASHLIGHT INCIDENTS HAVE TAKEN A DARK TURN FOR YOUR FORMER LEADER, HE WAS LAST SEEN WITH HIS BABY DOLPHIN PIMP HENCHMAN PLANTING EXPLOSIVES THROUGHOUT SEALAB. WE HAVE GROWN TO SUSPECT HE HAS BEEN WORKING FOR THE !FEARMAKER.

WHO WILL DEFEAT THE !FEARMAKER!? WHO WILL CLAIM THE UNFORSAKEN ENERGY?WHO IS LEADING THE PACK IN THIS RACE FOR RARE VALUABLE MINERALS ON THE OCEANS SURFACE? WHO WHILL THE UEO TAP TO REPLACE THE DEAD BEAT ASS CAPTAIN MURPHY?

UEO HAS BEEN FOLLOWING YOUR JOURNEY TO OCEANS DEEPEST DEPTHS CLOSELY, IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED THIS TOP SECRET MESSAGE BOARD POST, YOU ARE BEING REVIEWED FOR A DSV SEALAB CAPTAIN POSITION. WE KINDLY ASK YOU FILL THIS SHORT SURVEY ON YOUR FELLOW SCIENTIST PIONEER COLLEAGUES ON WHO HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO BE YOUR NEXT CAPTAIN!

SURVEY WINDOW IS 8 DAYS OR SELF DESTRUCTS ONCE 99% PARTICIPATION GOAL IS REACHED

IIIII · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2025 6:49 am

Damn im rusty

Amazing round!

MicrophonesInt'Trees · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2025 9:05 am

Asha, Dimensions, Kudos.

See you in just over a week!

_¥_ · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2025 4:23 pm

so hard to pick favourites, but went with ssohil, asha & U_J_F_R.
close runner ups are R0R X 彡彡彡 and SLEEP

amazing entries all around, and so glad to see so many submissions!
thanks to SLEEP again for the brilliant sample pack and hosting it as an OPEN BB!!

my thoughts on each submission below:

Quote:

13th of 36 << such a vibe. belongs in the time of the SPF heyday

Chopperman << sounds like it washed up on the shores of kauaʻi

U_J_F_R submission 1 << you ALWAYS deliver uncle jesse. and without any limitations you can just go insane. 3:50 beat is perfect hulu music.

kwwundo. << nice of you to return to the arena! second beat is SICK!

zindan << glitchy insanity. can you say B-I-T-C-R-U-S-H??????? should've gone on for 10 more minutes.

asha c << yeah this is a masterpiece. feels like a movie. very well done.

R0R & 彡彡彡 << SIBERIANS UNITE!!! more beautiful glitchy insanity. achieves perfection at around 4:34

DimensionsTomorrow << another movie. 3:00 is heavenly.

KUDOS << crazy when a one armed swordsman can pull something out of the bag this good. another movie. love the piece that stitches each beat together.

ssohil << first beat is fucking nuts. jesus christ did you resurrect BOLO YEUNG!?!?!?!?!?

downtune << damn that crunch is too good. need these admins to get you an account!!!

RunRun_Raw << you fucking dutchiez!!!! insanely chill vibe. nice of you to come in from the shore and let us traipse around the jungle for a bit.

kel404 << gat damn. is kel404 a BEATJITZU alias?

SLEEPS NUMB << you're another one that ALWAYS delivers. and with so much sample material how can you NOT cook up 8 different pieces. difference with your movies is that you also provide the dialogue (lmfao that ending). beat at 2:30 is godly. absolute headknocker.

IIIII << late stragglers always bring the heat. WELCOME BACK OG!!!! nice to hear something terrifying what with all the pretty and chill beats everybody else has submitted! love those knocking drums.

U_J_F_R submission 2 << had to slide in at the buzzer with another tape didn't you unc? this one sounds like that VINTAGE SP00KY shit. god damn....

asha c · **Posted:** Fri Jun 13, 2025 8:16 am

Dimensions
Kel
IIIII

Great round! Sorry havent got time to feedback on all the beats this time!

DimensionsTomorrow · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2025 2:04 am

Long-time listener, first-time caller. Thanks for having me this week, so many good tracks it’s hard to come up with a top 3.

After moving things around a bunch of times I finally went with (in no particular order):

asha
KUDOS
IIIII

Runner up:
SLEEPS NUMB

asha’s beat reminds me of that movie Beyond the Black Rainbow, of which I’m a huge fan. Loved the visuals as well.

KUDOS and IIIII (and SLEEPS) brought that raw SP-Forums golden age vibe. SLEEPS has been schooling me on the old tapes for a while now and I hope someday I can capture some of that vibe. Massive fan of this style.

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