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Brother Dan! I'm glad you are here! Dad and mother have been so worried for you!

Fuck off you fucking bellend..

You've said your shit now beat it you snivelling little cunt.

Who the fuck are you talking to, you fucking cockwomble? Who asked you to stick your dick in? I don't come round to your ...

'Zendan' if you're out there we found your note honey. It's ok we forgive you, we just want you to come home. It's not safe for you to be out there alone.

How would you like to learn a thing or two about a thing or two?

Well hello boys!

Get back under the stairs other, less favoured son!!

zendan wrote:sell me them as a lot

I told you I'm not giving you any more money while you're grounded.

You started it 'love'.

Maybe if you put half as much effort into our marriage as you did in to keeping your internet porn habit 'secret' we wouldn't be having this talk ON A PUBLIC FORUM

I'm afraid I can't just keep putting this off dear. Danny you're adopted.

That's actually part of what I wanted to talk to you about danny

Your father's right about one thing though, I really like 'zendan' as a hippy hop name. It's so cool and imaginative, I can't believe you came up with that yourself Danny! If I wasn't your mother... Mrrgh

Baby listen to your father, he's right. You need to come out of your room. We can hear you crying in there. We have to talk about your behaviour, and some other things.